Today’s strip is totally true. I have seen many girls use the boob dodge technique to avoid unwanted contact. I can’t say I blame them. Guys are weird, and weird looking. If I had boobs, I wouldn’t want to press them against some guy.

But that’s neither here nor there. Those hugs are awkward, painful, and lead to hair pulling. But there is another way, my friends. I once knew a woman who gave the best hugs ever, in the whole world… and I’ll tell you her secret.

The secret to having the best hug in the world is not a boob press – it’s a cheek press. This girl that I’m thinking of, when a hug was initiated, lean her face in close to your face, and gently press her cheek against yours. Ah, it was heaven, feeling the warmth of her beautiful face against my pimply, blubbery skin…

Allright, I need to stop talking about this… but needless to say – if you want to improve your hug in 10 days or less, try the cheek press. It says you care intimately, but you’re still just friends. And girls, it’ll guarantee that the guy won’t walk away thinking about your boobs.

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