I got an interesting letter in the mail the other day. It was from the government, telling me that I was about to receive an “economic stimulus package.”

Many of you no doubt are receiving the same things. The idea is that we all go out and buy, buy, buy, and make the economy work again. But times are tough all around, and I have that sneaking feeling that most people will use their economic stimulation to buy gas, or pay rent, or get food, or some of those more basic necessities.

I, on the other hand, feel compelled to do my duty to this country. To make the sacrifices necessary to help the economy. I must do the right thing in the face of adversity…

So I’m buying an iMac.

You don’t understand what this means for me – I am a lifetime PC user. I’ve been well versed in windows since “Windows 3.1 for Workgroups” was released. I was there when windows 95 blew our minds with the “start” button. I was there when Windows ME blew our minds with how crappy it was.

But its time to face the facts. Vista is terrible. Microsoft no longer inspires the confidence that it once did, and I find that I can no longer support them. It’s time to make the switch to mac.

I’ve used macs a little bit, but not a ton. I’m excited and terrified at the same time. It’s like I’m about to go on a date with the really hot girl I’ve always admired but never been able to talk to. So I appeal to you – mac users of the world – got any advice? What do I need or not need? What software should I look into getting? How do I use garage band?

I’m so excited… I’m so scared…