Credit for today’s punch line goes to my pal JD, who had a very similar conversation as this with me a few weeks ago. I’m not unlike Chuck in my dieting habits, I must say.

The weirdest thing? I went in for an eye exam a year or two ago, and my eyes had actually improved since the last time. My sight was repairing itself! I asked the doctor what could cause such a thing. She looked me square in the face, and without hesitating, said, “Diabetes.” Then she gave me a lecture about the amount of burgers I eat. Yeah, like I don’t get that enough from my non-eye doctors…

What can I say? I’d rather eat wonderful meat-topped pizza than try and count calories. I think it’s a perfectly fine way to live… And it could even give me super-vision!  On the other hand, it might cause me to die a little faster than normal.

Meh.

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