It’s true, guys. Think about how many things have benefited from Seth Green’s involvement. I saw an episode of “Reno 911″ the other day, it was kinda terrible actually, but Seth Green was in it — and because of that, it wasn’t quite as terrible as it would have been.

Because Seth Green makes everything better.

Oh, when Seth Green was on Buffy… oh my heart… it was like the most beautiful thing in the world was made even more beautiful… if that was even possible…

Because Seth Green makes everything better…

…just like ketchup…