The Magic of Seth Green

It’s true, guys. Think about how many things have benefited from Seth Green’s involvement. I saw an episode of “Reno 911″ the other day, it was kinda terrible actually, but Seth Green was in it — and because of that, it wasn’t quite as terrible as it would have been.

Because Seth Green makes everything better.

Oh, when Seth Green was on Buffy… oh my heart… it was like the most beautiful thing in the world was made even more beautiful… if that was even possible…

Because Seth Green makes everything better…

…just like ketchup…

^ 15 Comments...

  1. Damon Armstrong

    Robot Chicken … with ketchup … hmmm

  2. Raychel

    IT…with ketchup…they all float.

  3. Chris B.

    But…not steak…with catsup (thought I’d be different there)…putting catsup on steak is like putting a burkha on Wonder Woman.

  4. Mike

    Ketchup on steak is acceptable, but only if the A-1 is empty.

  5. Chris B.

    …and the barbecue sauce, and the rubbing alcohol, and the gasoline……but, yeah, after all of those, its okay. A truly good steak needs nothing but a good rub prior to cooking, and a little salt, pepper, and butter after. Okay, that’s my $0.02.

  6. Mike

    You make a strong case. I suggest that the only way to know for sure is for me to eat a LOT of steak in a variety of situations. Only then will the truth be told…

  7. Chris B.

    I agree. I say you and I should go and eat some steak sometime. (I highly recommend Ruth’s Chris Steaks. Excellent!

  8. Mike

    I’ve never been to Ruth’s Chris… sounds intriguing…

  9. JoePunchface

    Give me The Keg steakhouse everytime. Oh man, I just food finished. Time to towel off.

  10. Mike

    gross… but funny…

    “grunny”?

  11. Damon Armstrong

    Let’s be clear on one thing. It’s Ketchup. Catsup is lame.

  12. Chris B.

    I agree, but now I will use Catsup exclusively because you don’t like it. :-)

  13. Mike

    Guys, listen. The spelling doesn’t matter (much). The only thing that really needs to be taken into consideration is this: Is your ketchup fancy?

  14. Chris B.

    LOL…true, true. “If it’s not [fancy], IT’S CRAP!!!”

  15. Chris B

    P.S. I saw “Extra Fancy Ketchup” at the store this weekend.

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