Don’t Drink and Dance
July 28th, 2008
Listen up, Kids. You gotta stay away from alcohol. It is a vile and demented drink. Alcohol destroys lives, induces vomiting, and can even ruin carefully planned, expensive special events…
Don’t believe me? Take a look at the post below, and see how alcohol ruined my life…
(PS – it looks better if you go to youtube and click “watch in high quality.” Although I would appreciate links back here, and not to youtube. Enjoy.)
July 28th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Sure, blame booze. I think booze clearly makes everything BETTER and MORE awesome…and I will use the same evidence that you do for your argument…the video below. If you hadn’t been drinking you would have just stood in the corner with JD and laughed at all of the nonsense of the wedding…instead you were the life of the party. Your honor, I rest my case.
July 28th, 2008 at 8:07 am
…the point is conceded…
July 28th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Objection!
July 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I think Mike should be held in contempt.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Oh I am… believe me I am…
August 1st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Just think though, if it were not for booze you would have never invented the “Roland Deschain”