I’ve been doing some cleaning in my room (at the behest of my roommates… which is weird, one of the reasons I stopped living with my parents all those years ago is so I didn’t have to be told to clean my room…) and I’ve been making some interesting discoveries. I think I might be a packrat.  But the things I keep around are… kindof odd.

First, I seem to keep a lot of trash in my room, but that has more to do with me being lazy than being a packrat. But I do have a gigantic stack of gift cards. I get them all the time for birthdays, Christmas, etc. and I always save them, thinking, “oh, something special will come up and I can use that giftcard for something awesome!” But I’ve been saving them for so long that I could conceivably live off them for probably 3 or 4 years. I keep finding them in random places around the room, which I guess is kindof cool… I mean, free money, but will I ever break down and USE them? I should just plan one day of glory and use them all at once… that’d be sweet.

I also have a lot of stickers. Like, promotional stickers for bands I get at concerts, and stickers of superheroes, and the like. I keep thinking, “one day I’ll have something cool to stick that on,” but I never seem to commit to the sticking. I have this one batman sticker in particular that I bought at comic con like 3 or 4 years ago, and I  still haven’t stuck it on anything… nothing seems to be worthy enough. I finally broke down and covered my file cabinet with all the “Muse” stickers I had, which is kinda cool, but in the back of my mind, I’m like, “man, what else could I have stuck those on? Now I’ll never know…”

Does this mean I’m psychotic?