Comments on: Biff Wants to be a Buff

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:05:14 +0000

Geez Damien… so violent! I think Chris B. deserves a special mention for using the term “swirling dervish,” and Punchface’s “real” one’s are good too… although I think his first one, “the beauty in you and your customers” MUST be really real……. and thats frightening…

By: Damien Rice

Damien Rice — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:25:04 +0000

ASSHOLE!: welcome to the world of proctology
What If The Hoky Poky Real Is What It’s All About: Understanding the human psyche
Demon In Red: How to act while playing the role of Santa in your local mall

By: Chris B.

Chris B. — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:41:44 +0000

Swirling Dervishes: Toilet Repair and Installation for the AD/HD Impaired
Grey Matter Matters: Brain Surgery for Everyone!
Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey: Power Drills for Pre-Schoolers

By: Patrick Rodriguez

Patrick Rodriguez — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:00:58 +0000

dear God, I’m on my floor laughing my @$$ off right now.

By: Champ Winnington

Champ Winnington — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:07:26 +0000

Bump Bump Bump: Brail for the visually inclined
Life After the Coat Hanger: Living as an abortion survivor
I AM the Droid You’re Lookiing For: a nerd’s guide to seducing women

By: JoePunchface

JoePunchface — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:57:24 +0000

If You Don’t Get Better at This We Can Have A Robot In Here in 13 Minutes That Will (this one is single handedly crippling the american auto industry or something).

White People Will Pay You To Do The Easiest $#!^ Esse (an occupational video for illegal immigrants)

By: Champ Winnington

Champ Winnington — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:53:10 +0000

Speed 3: Getting to know your new Rascal Scooter
In Space Nobody Can Hear You Suing (the video played in place of NASA’s workman’s comp policy)

By: JoePunchface

JoePunchface — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:47:50 +0000

Instead of trying to one up everyone else’s clever ideas I’ll just list ACTUAL work instructional videos I have watched so you can laugh at me.

The Beauty In You and Your Customers – Your guide to a successful career as a Sally Beauty Technician. (yeah, I worked at Sally, what of it).
No Doesn’t Always Mean No, But Most Times It Still Does – Sexual harrassement in the work place and out.
People’s Fear of Hell and How It Can Make You Millions – The finer points of exploitive religious practices. (I know some of you have worked at or been to churches that show this video to their staff).

By: Champ Winnington

Champ Winnington — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:40:34 +0000

Things Could Be Marginally Worse: An animated guide to living with full blown aids
Corky’s Instructional Guide to Contraceptive Use (you know the guy from “Life Goes On”)
Get Off Me: Do it yourself siamese twin removal, anticeptic sold seperately

By: Damien Rice

Damien Rice — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:10:03 +0000

Trials By Fire – the complete guide to your new oven
Five Finger Death Punch – Your instructional self defense video
A Midsummer Night’s Dream – The unknown dangers of mosquitoes (narrated by Morgan Freeman)