Yeah, I realize that I’m a week late to be making Olympic jokes, but I had a few, and no way am I waiting 4 more years to make Water Polo jokes.

I cracked myself up for a while on the notion that if “Marco Polo” were really an Olympic sport,  Michael Phelps would dominate it, and destroy the competition, just like everything else.

I don’t think that guy is human.

I get a lot of spam comments, which is why there’s a delay on posting if you haven’t posted before (I have to “approve” comments from new posters). Usually I just delete all the spam before it hits the site, and leave up the rest of the comments. But sometimes the spam is so well written I just have to pass it on to you guys. Check out this clever genius comment I got that linked to some bogus sites:

Good post. Your thinks are really interesting. To have a good resource you should not only to add smth, but do it with your soul. You managed with it – thanks.

Yeah, if you fall for this guy’s spam solicitations, you deserve whatever you get. Face.

Please, feel free to comment as much as you want on these posts, it’s what they’re here for! Just don’t spam me.