Martian Winter

It’s snowing on Mars.

But not in Texas.

Back to bed.

^ 6 Comments...

  1. Patrick Rodriguez

    thank you for the weather Mike. Now back to Joe, with sports…

  2. Chris B.

    LOL…. This gets my vote for “Best Comment.”

  3. Chris B.

    …EVER!

  4. Mike

    I’m actually surprised that Mr. Joe Punchface hasn’t chimed in with actual hot sports opinions… I’ve been waiting for it all day!

  5. Joe Punchface

    That’s right homos, it is me Joe Punchface with your morning sports. How about the first round of Major League Baseball’s playoffs? Pretty sportsy eh? Come on cubbies, don’t let me down. In other sports news, it turns out that baseball still sucks. Moving on now to football, Tony Romo is overrated and look out for those Buffalo Bills. LOOK OUT FOR THEM! Furthermore, I think the Mavs started up training camp, but who really cares anymore? They are dead to me. Finally, in our wacky sports news bulletin, peewee football player Joey Joeson scored a hole in one hat trick. You figure it out. Bringing sportsy back, I’m Joe Punchface, now back to Champ Winnington with more of your local headlines.

  6. Patrick Rodriguez

    Well folks, it looks like Champ is dead. Thanks for the Sports news Joe Jackass- oop, I mean Joe Punchface.

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