Fish Explanation — and Con Stuff
This conversation actually happened the other day, because I really did see a car with three Christian Fish under the window… I realize they were probably just saying that they were a Christian, but under the window like that… it looked like there could only be one explanation. Like the fighter pilots of old, this dude was keeping track of his exploits.
In other news, I just got from the “Star Wars Fan Days 2″ Convention, which was totally awesome, special thanks to everyone who came by and said hey! It was a great show. I’ve put some of the sketches I made for the show up over at my Deviant Art page, and I’ll be posting some more of them there throughout this week, so check back often over there. There’s a good chance I might have an original art sale soon for some of the things that didn’t sell, so keep an eye out for that as well.
I’ll give a more full report of the con later, when I’m not exhausted, and have to wake up in like 6 hours.
Also — in related news — I’ll be appearing at Wizard World Texas here in 2 weeks, November 7-9, so if you missed this show, or you’re rearin’ for more convention action, come check it out. More details on that to come later. See ya!
October 27th, 2008 at 1:24 am
I had my blinker on the other day informing this nice lady that I was comming over, and she sped up to close the gap. Luckily there was just enough room for me come over anyway. She laid on the horn. And continued laying on the horn for quite some time. And boy was it loud, because it was eminating from about 6 inches behind me. I have one of those Christian fish on the back of my car, so stuck my hand out the window and pointed to heaven. I think she got the picture.
I used to drive as unto the Lord, but twelve years of traffic have made me bitter and cynical. I should really take off the little Christian fish, but I’m afraid it would leave a sticky gooey residue on my car or rip the paint right off. One day, you’ll probably see my little Christian fish under some guy’s window.
October 27th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Yes, Damon, if you are going to point to heaven, please remove the fish. (I’ve never put one on my car for pretty much all of those reasons.)
October 27th, 2008 at 8:56 am
I love that we’re referring to this action as “pointing to heaven.” Thats my new favorite phrase.
October 27th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Me too…”pointing to heaven” and, consequently, “going to hell.”
October 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I wonder if putting a satan sticker on your car and driving like a maniac would have the same net effect… kinda like how subtracting a negative number has a net result of addition… yes, yes, sacrilege . . . I know.
October 27th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
ive got about five of those under my window now….
October 27th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I admit it. That’s why I don’t have one on my car. What would the Satan sticker say? Or would you just go with a fish with horns or something?
October 27th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Nice job coughman! Oh man, a fish with horns… thats freakin’ hilarious.
October 28th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Don’t forget the biforcated tail!
October 28th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Sorry…bifurcated.
October 29th, 2008 at 1:20 am
I think the fish with horns would probably confuse people into thinking it was one of those Darwin stickers. Speaking of Darwin, is the June Bug the not the pefect example of evolution not working? What freaking evolutionary path resulted in the natural selection of a bug that can’t fly straight and usually lands on it’s back? I hate june bugs. They’re too noisy to crunch and my dog won’t eat them
October 29th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Damon is a genius! I agree completely. June bugs kind of creep me out, and for some of those same reasons.
October 29th, 2008 at 8:35 am
So would you say that the bug that can’t fly straight and lands on its back is representitive of intelligent design?
October 29th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Oh man, its on… religion fight… it is SO on…