I’m actually interested to see if anyone gets the “wojo” reference, it’s a longshot, but we’ll see.

Don’t forget that I’ll be appearing at the Dallas Comic Con on August 15-16. Click here for all the full information. If you’re into comics, the guest artists this year are pretty amazing, there’s lots of big names, including a bunch of cool Star Trek guests if you’re a total Trekkie like me — also, Dean Stockwell (!!!) will be there. I want him to sign all my Quantum Leap DVDs… Check it out, I hope to see you there!

I think my favorite part of making this strip was that I decided the police chief should, by his very physical nature, be visibly more powerful than the other cops, and that of course represents itself in that he needs the biggest moustache and the biggest glasses. I tried to make them as big as possible without being so awkward that no ones face could possibly support them. So, if we ever see the captain, or the mayor, or someone in higher power, he would have massive glasses far beyond the size of his face.

Because moustaches and aviator glasses are the true symbol of power, if not the source of power itself. Thats why God must have the biggest moustache ever. I think that the area we commonly refer to as “The Amazon” is actually like the very tip of God’s moustache. Like, the biggest trees in the world are like the shortest hairs in God’s giant moustache of power. His glasses are so massive they cannot be seen in this dimenstion. But believe me, he has them, and they are amazing.

So, here’s a little peek into the bachelor life. After a few weeks of completely rancid smells permeating our house, I decided that enough was enough and decided to attack the fridge.

When you live with several other dudes who don’t care too incredibly much, it can get rough pretty quick. And let me tell you, it had been a while. So it was REAL rough.

We gave the freezer and fridge a thorough look-through, and found that about 75% of the items there were well past their due dates, including several gallons of milk, large amounts of fish meat, eggs, vegetables, you name it.

The crowning achievement was when I held up a small container to one of my roomates, and, with a disgusted look on my face, said, “Oh, look at THIS!” He replied, “oh man, is that SALAD?” Which would make sense, since he was looking at a green, soft, and leafy looking item.

Too bad it was sliced turkey.

Let that be a lesson to you. Keep your fridge clean, kids. Now you know! (and knowing is proportionally related to the battle, somehow.)