Tidbits
When I first made this strip, the first draft had made-up names for the sandwich. Just, random dumb-sounding words I made up trying to sound like the types of things I remember being embarrassed to say outloud last time I was in Schlotzsky’s. Then, just for kicks (and help spelling their name, because, damn), I went to the real Schlotzsky’s website, and found that I was WAY off, their names were MUCH sillier than I even thought possible, so I worked some of those words in.
Then, having completed the strip, I re-read it, and the guy at the counter in the last panel saying “what?” struck me as being much different than I originally intended. When I first wrote it, I just thought he was confused by Bob asking for the coke. Like, this clerk was so used to hearing whatever the weird name for a Schlotzsky’s drink was, that hearing the term “coke” was just confusing to him, he didn’t even know what that meant. But when I went back a read it, my mind interpreted the “what” to have a very angry tone, like he just had to make Bob say it outloud. It was like when you talk to a large, gruff, overly-testosteroned man and you don’t call him “sir,” so he repeats the last thing you said adding the word “what” on the end.
To me it was much funnier that way, to see the Schlotzsky’s cashier get really, actually angry at people who don’t say those full names outloud.















September 30th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Weird. Every time I go to Schlotzsky’s I order a Ham and Cheese original, so I’ve never noticed that they have weird names. I hate weird names. I really don’t like Starbucks coffee sizes either. I make it a point to ask for a small, medium, or large when someone drags me into one.
September 30th, 2009 at 9:41 am
I do the same thing! I like to let the people know that their renaming tricks don’t work on me. Especially if its a situation where they don’t have a small, like, only a medium, large and then something else like, super or extra large… I’ll always just say, “the middle one.” That’ll teach ‘em.
September 30th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Nice Mike! I do the same thing.
October 1st, 2009 at 2:12 am
When I’m in Subway, after I’ve got the bread and meat assembled, I just ask for “Greek salad, hold the olives, extra peppers and chillies”.
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October 1st, 2009 at 9:31 am
Haha! Thanks Ken, your comment made me laugh out loud a few times in a row! I can do you one better on the subway. After I get the meat and bread assembled, I just say: “load on the ranch dressing and wrap it up!”