Archive for October, 2009

He Stayed At His Post!

Monday, October 19th, 2009

So, the scene Chuck and Bob are watching today is from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, where the young engineer (Scotty’s nephew I think? Maybe? He’s somehow related to Scotty, and they tell you that at some point, which is a clue that he’s probably gonna die REAL soon, even sans-redshirt) is on his deathbed after Khan’s brutal attack.

I remember as a kid being so confused by this scene, where Kirk basically lies to the kid so that he dies happy. When I was like seven, I was like, “oh, I guess they did get things repaired… wait, what?” That, combined with the over-acting so typical of my beloved Trek made the scene always stick in my mind. I just thought how funny it would be if Kirk just totally played up his “funny jerk” persona even in serious situations like this one.

This one might be a little too “in” for you non-trekkies. If thats the case, come back next week for some more sports jokes! (Not really, next week we cover Bablyon-5 timelines.)

Censored

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

In case you haven’t seen it, this is totally real:

It sounds like they actually got Sam Jackson to do his own voice over, and if they did, thats even MORE brilliant. Scoreboard one for American TV!

Censored (again)

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

In case you missed it, this kindof ties in with Wednesday’s strip.

All of these are totally real, by the way. Not making it up. You see what I mean about wanting to be the dude that writes this? How would that not be the most fun ever!

I wanted to include the famous ghostbusters clip as well. Remember this dialog:
RAY: If it wasn’t for dickless here.
MAYOR: Is this true?
PETER: Yes, your honor. This man has no dick.

Thats one of my favorite little moments in that movie, but it got drastically changed for TV:

Somehow, it just doesn’t pack the same punch.

Have a good weekend everyone, tune in next week, where is Halloween week! (AKA Halloweek, AKA Halloweak)